I’m literally just going to be in a relationship with my hand. Why?

distinctmemory:

He:

  • Holds doors open for me
  • Gives me amazing orgasms
  • Allows food to be delivered to my mouth
  • Doesn’t talk
  • Doesn’t disappoint

So yeah.

We’re happily together guys~

Sorry, I’m taken.









Be careful what you say. Words do hurt.

(Source: kimmychuuux)




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